Not Me! Monday

After reading Theresa's blog, I've decided to try my hand at my own Not me! Monday...


As I look around my house this Monday, I can proudly say that I would never leave baskets of clean and folded laundry next to the dryer for days on end. Not me. You always find me hoping up put away all my freshly laundered garments! And, along the same lines, you'd never find a pile of homeless socks and random items in my laundry room. No sir-y. Everything in my home has it's place and is always where it belongs.

As a sweet and loving mother, I would never leave grading off until the last moment, ignoring it all weekend long, finish it before scooting out the classroom door at 4:50, and be late for dinner as a result. Not me. No way. I always have all my work done by 3:35! I also refill my tank long before the light goes on. You won't find me needing to leave early tomorrow morning because my tank's on "e".

My children always eat exactly what I serve. I would never make them something separate because I know they won't eat what I'm serving. No way, Jose! And, I certainly wouldn't make something like hot dogs to replace a healthy protein like fish. No, my kids love every thing I make. Gobble it up like candy. Every time.